3 April 2025 · Australian News · Community · The Wire · Uncategorized 

Once upon a time in Australia, summer didn’t start with the weather. It started with a wristband, a portable charger, and the smell of sunscreen, dust and anticipation. Music festivals weren’t just events. They were rituals. Generational markers. Cultural coming-of-age stories written in spilled beer and soundwaves. But somewhere between the rise of dynamic pricing and the fall of public liability sanity, we lost something essential. We didn’t just lose events. We lost part of who we are, like a hipster losing their only beanie in a mosh pit.

In the last twelve months alone, an alarming number of festivals have quietly folded, cancelled, or announced indefinite hiatuses. Falls Festival, Splendour in the Grass, Groovin the Moo, Vintage Vibes, Good Life, even Bluesfest. Australia’s longest-running music festival has thrown in the towel after 35 years, which is longer than most millennials have been alive and definitely longer than their houseplants. These aren’t obscure local gigs organized by your mate’s cousin who “knows a guy.” These are the centrepieces of our cultural calendar. Gone. Vanished. Cancelled with a bland Instagram post and a line about “rising operational costs,” which is corporate-speak for “we’re absolutely hemorrhaging money faster than you lose your friends in a festival crowd.”

But some events are failing before they even get that far. In March, thousands of people were stranded in the Victorian town of Donald after the Esoteric Festival was cancelled at the eleventh hour, despite more than 8,000 tickets being sold and vendors already on-site. The festival, a major “doof” event, injects an estimated $15 million into the local economy, making it the single biggest financial weekend of the year for many Donald businesses. Locals, including butchers, food truck operators and even international staff who quit jobs to attend were devastated.

Why was it cancelled? A bureaucratic tangle of permit failure. Buloke Shire councillors actually voted to grant a planning permit, going against earlier advice from their officers, who cited public health risks following a gastro outbreak at the 2023 event. But the second permit — the Place of Public Entertainment, or POPE — was denied just days before gates were set to open. According to the Victorian Building Authority, the denial was based on 33 separate grounds, including safety risks, illegal structures, and inadequate insurance.

But here’s the truth: the problem runs deeper than the economy. Deeper than inflation. This isn’t just about a few wet weekends or late ticket sales. This is a structural collapse. And it’s being driven by a perfect storm of skyrocketing costs, regulatory overreach, corporate monopolies, and policy indifference that is killing Australian festivals before the gates even open. It’s like watching someone plan a wedding, only to have the venue, caterer, DJ, and officiant all ghost them simultaneously.

Putting on a festival in this country has always been a risky endeavour. Like trying to BBQ in a thunderstorm while balancing your grandma’s fine china. But according to Creative Australia’s SoundCheck report, it now costs nearly $4 million just to host one. One in three don’t even break even. Insurance costs, once a manageable line item, have ballooned into existential threats. One organizer saw their premiums jump from $5,000 to $250,000 in just a few years. That’s not inflation. That’s a financial sledgehammer to the knees. It’s like your car insurance suddenly costing more than your actual car, and the car is on fire, and the insurance doesn’t cover fire.

Then there’s the policing. Only in Australia would we charge festival organisers tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars for mandatory police presence, and then not tell them how those costs are calculated. It’s like ordering a meal without prices on the menu and getting a bill that makes you consider selling a kidney. The “user-pays policing” model in New South Wales is especially egregious. One of the many delightful legacies from the post-Defqon political panic that punished entire industries instead of confronting actual safety solutions like pill testing. Because nothing says “public safety” like bankrupting the very events you’re supposedly trying to make safer, right?

As festival organisers try to cut costs anywhere they can, some are turning to more flexible and scalable partnerships. Charter transport, for example, has become a surprisingly crucial piece of the puzzle. Especially for regional events or those catering to large travelling audiences who navigate with the directional skills of a drunk penguin. Companies like HG Corporate Buses, a bus charter hire company are stepping in to provide tailored group transport solutions that help manage one of the most logistically fraught elements of festival planning. In an industry where margins are razor-thin, handing off transportation to a dedicated service can save money, reduce stress, and, crucially, keep events safer and better organised. Because nothing kills the festival vibe faster than 10,000 people trying to find their way home at 2am with phone batteries deader than disco.

Layered on top of all that is the monopoly problem. Ticketmaster and Live Nation have created an ecosystem that is practically impossible for independent operators to survive in. These conglomerates control the venues, the ticketing, the artist management, and even the catering. They’re not just taking a cut. They’re slicing up the whole pie, eating it, and charging you for watching them enjoy it. Thanks to “dynamic pricing,” your ticket might double in price while you’re deciding whether to click “confirm.” Want to stand 50 rows back at a Green Day show? That’ll be $400, thanks. No refunds. No fanfare. Just your credit card weeping silently in your wallet.

Meanwhile, young Australians, traditionally the backbone of festival crowds, are doing it tough. Rent is up. Food is up. Wages? About as up as a lead balloon. More than half of young Australians have cut back on live music spending. A weekend festival ticket now competes directly with a fortnight’s groceries. “Would you like to buy this festival ticket or eat for two weeks?” is not the kind of Sophie’s Choice anyone signed up for. And with so many festivals cancelling at the last minute, can you blame them for holding off on buying until the eleventh hour? Except festivals can’t survive on eleventh-hour enthusiasm. They need 70% of tickets sold before the first amp is even plugged in, which is like trying to fill a swimming pool with a garden hose that might or might not be connected to water.

To their credit, some smaller festivals are managing to survive, even thrive, by adapting. Niche events, community-focused programming, genre-specific lineups. Good Things Festival and Notfest are proof that with the right audience and smart strategy, there’s still life in the scene. They’re the cockroaches in the nuclear apocalypse of the Australian festival landscape, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. And a recent parliamentary report, with the knowingly nostalgic title “Am I Ever Gonna See You Live Again?” has put forward a raft of recommendations, from tax incentives to youth ticketing schemes. All positive steps. All probably too late for half the calendar, like offering sunscreen to someone with third-degree burns.

What’s clear is that this isn’t just a music industry story. It’s a cultural story. Every cancelled festival is a missed connection, a lost memory, a fading tradition. These events were places where people found their tribe, where artists were discovered, where friendships were formed under strobes and stars, and where that one guy always lost his shoes and somehow ended up with someone else’s hat. We cannot lose that. And yet, without serious reform, regulatory, financial, and cultural, we will.

Festivals in Australia are not dying because people don’t care. They’re dying because the system has become too broken, too expensive, and too monopolised to keep them alive. Like a beautiful vintage car that’s been left out in the rain too long, filled with the wrong fuel, and then driven by someone who thinks the clutch is optional. The stages may be empty now, but the silence is deafening. And it says more about us than we might want to admit, much like that playlist you made in 2010 that you refuse to delete.